Alas, my first blog-comment has arrived; ceremoniously, as a Tribute, I affectionately named it Blomment 1 – just as the Intergalactic Starfleet of Nations would name it’s prototype starship embarking on it’s maiden voyage with which it will prove to the galaxy that space travel is not only possible, but the proverbial air that will be breathed by healthy economies galaxy-wide. The ramifications of such a breakthrough are absolutely, unmistakably, and breathtakingly stifling. Take a second to imagine the possibilities and the analogous comparisons that could be used to illustrate the potential herein:
Blomment 1 is like… the first ray of sun kissing your rain drenched skin after a November night’s monsoon… Blomment 1 is like the first whiff of your lover’s musk as you prepare the two pounds of ham you will consume in the hottub of the Welsley Inn in the company of Mrs. Hernandez. Blomment 1 is like the quiet, slightly awkward, yet fully-loaded tension you felt the first time you beat Contra without using more than 1 cheat code. Blomment 1: the flint that ignites the flame which will be used to spark the fuse that will trigger the bomb that is MY BLOG!!!!
Today is a good day, a day of victory…where my tired, nearly defeated typing fingers can retire to their tents because they know that for now…for today…for this moment… the battle sways in their favor. They will surely rest, for tomorrow brings another day and their strength will need to match the arduous mental contemplations that lie ahead. So to my Indexes, my middles, my Thumbs, and my Pinkies – find strength, for you will be sorely needed in the future of the Bloggo-war, and tomorrow is a brand-new day. If you should find yourselves discouraged, remember this: Comments come and comments may go, but Blomment 1 has defeated the foe.
RF
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